Chris Brown

Now that Chris Brown and Rihanna are off again, RiRi has taken to addressing the couple's most recent split the only way these two crazy kids know how... in the most public fashion possible.

There is a mystery blonde who is now being tagged as a homewrecker – actually just the catalyst in the latest supposed Chris Brown and Rihanna breakup. She insists she is not fooling around with Breezy because she doesn't date black guys.

Will they? Won't they? Wellll ... not right now. Sources are saying music power couple Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken off whatever they had. Again.

Chris Brown gave us a keyhole view into his 'Fine China' video, in the form of behind-the-scenes photos and video footage from the shoot. It's like he's inviting you into his creative process.

Ever wonder what it was like when Chris Brown's lady loves, Rihanna and Karrueche Tran, met? That was probably a Hindenburg-like encounter, right? Claws bared, hair being pulled, catfight-style? No way. Turns out the singer's women were surprisingly cordial to one another in that "Hello, awkward!" situation. RiRi and Tran were both on hand at a yacht party in Cannes last year, and it had

Oh Lord. Literally!

In news that will surprise no one, Chris Brown revealed that he isn't really a fan of Drake -- and that he had a hard time saying goodbye to his ex Karrueche Tran, who he infamously (and publicly) ditched in favor of Rihanna.

Just a few days after publicly saying he respects Frank Ocean's music and lulling America into thinking his life would now be something other than a series of feuds and/or offensive statements, Chris Brown is back in action -- and by "action," of course, we mean dissing his enemies and bragging about his sex life with Rihanna.

Since Chris Brown apparently can't afford to pay valets, he needs you to buy his upcoming album. And the latest stop in his Public Contrition Tour took him to the 'Today' show, where he apologized for beating up on-again-off-again lover Rihanna. And he made that apology ... on April Fools Day. So that seems legit.

Late last week, reports of a Chris Brown-Rihanna split emerged after a radio station tweeted that Brown said they weren't together. Turns out that tweet was really, really old -- and they're still very much in love with one another (and with making the rest of us queasy).

Maybe this is why Chris Brown lost his ish with that parking valet last night -- seems earlier yesterday, he had such harsh words with a longtime bodyguard that the dude wasn't even allowed to board a flight home with notoriously hot-tempered R&B star.

Chris Brown and parking lots just don't mix. Or rather, Chris Brown and mundane social situations do not a good time make. This time around, Brown flipped out on a valet who was just doing his job by asking for a small parking fee.

Remember how Chris Brown beat Rihanna beyond recognition back in 2009 before the Grammys? It's okay if you forgot -- apparently she and her dad did too. In any case, Brown is like, totes sorry for that. Maybe.

Next week, 'Law & Order: SVU' will air an episode inspired by Rihanna and Chris Brown's domestic abuse case, in which Brown assaulted Rihanna before the 2009 Grammys.

Rihanna was in London promoting her dreadful new fashion line when she was attacked by an irate fan with an energy drink for getting back together with Chris Brown.

Perhaps not realizing that his own drug and domestic abuse issues set the tone for his daughter's relationships, Rihanna's father, Ronald Fenty, is totes cool with her getting back together with Chris Brown. You know, the same dude who beat her beyond recognition in 2009. No, really, it's fine -- he has really good manners, so that makes it okay.