Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes is still keeping her family up at night, tweeting a series of platitudes seemingly aimed at a special someone this weekend.

It's been an eventful couple of weeks for Amanda Bynes. Her privates were nearly murdered and she might be getting pudgy, so it only makes sense that she's under a little stress. Now she's threatening to sue gossip bloggers on, uh, some legal ground she hasn't thought of yet.

Amanda Bynes is widely considered a hot mess, and her family is starting to catch on to it.

Oh, Amanda Bynes. What are we going to do with you. The actress troubled media fodder (who's tried in the past to make turbans happen and likes celebrating holidays with her breasts) is now using Twitter to reveal a whole new Amanda Bynes.

It's our favorite time! Specifically, "Amanda Bynes is a crazy person who doesn't understand how the internet works" time. Yesterday (Feb. 6), the retired millionaire posted a very strange tweet with merely the words “Ugly face” and a photo of Jay-Z, which was sent directly to the rapper via his own Twitter account since he was tagged in the message.

Former feared motorist and retired millionaire Amanda Bynes is currently in the process of packing up her New York City apartment after receiving an eviction threat from her landlord -- for smoking too much weed. Sounds about right.

If you're ever baked and driving around without a license and you happen to hit a couple cars along the way, here's a handy phrase that'll get you out of trouble: “Sorry about that. Let me soothe your pain with an assload of money." Okay, maybe it won't work for you, but apparently it has for Amanda Bynes.

The latest in Amanda Bynes' New York City travails? An awkward solo club hopping outing.

After dropping off the face of the internet for several weeks because she's not driving her car into things, walking around naked or yelling about how she's a retired millionaire, it seems Amanda Bynes is back.

Tuesday night was a big night for America. Finally, a long and difficult campaign for the White House was coming to an end and instead of watching endless political adds, we were all glued to our TVs watching endless election results. Except for Amanda Bynes, who went out for a late-night manicure and sat in silence in a 24-hour nail salon. Par-tay.

When we last saw Amanda Bynes, she was denying a slew of hit-and-run charges and toking up in her car and terrorizing cupcake shops and getting pissy with anyone who compared her to Lindsay Lohan. But all that nuttiness is behind her. These days, she's just wandering around naked in tanning salons and threatening to sue anyone who talks about it.

Amanda Bynes has taken time out of her busy day of talking to rocks and smashing into parked cars to break her silence about her life as a tabloid fixture, proclaiming "I'm doing amazing."

Let's see, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 241 days in jail for her various crimes and has served a grand total of 14 days, 6 hours and 24 minutes. Oh, yeah, she was also sentenced to 90 days in a rehab, but released in 23. Darn justice system is just so unfair to celebrities.