Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher felt so sick right before filming his biopic of Steve Jobs that he had to be hospitalized, the way most of us feel knowing that the onscreen and essentially real life Kelso was given a serious dramatic role.

One of the biggest films to premiere at Sundance in the coming week is 'jOBS,' the biopic about the late Apple founder Steve Jobs, and we've got a peek at stars Ashton Kutcher and Josh Gad in the lead roles of Jobs and Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, respectively.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore don't do much of anything, and whenever they do it's usually not worth watching. Still, for whatever reason (in Moore's case, that reason is actually "Bruce Willis"), they're both loaded. That cash may be why they stalled on splitting officially in the eyes of the court.

In news that we thought happened already, Ashton Kutcher has filed for divorce from Demi Moore.

Ashton Kutcher brought girlfriend Mila Kunis to his hometown of Cedar Rapids, Iowa for the holidays as the world continues to wonder why a babe like Mila Kunis is dating Ashton Kutcher in the first place.

Yes, Ashton Kutcher will still be starring as Steve Jobs in the biopic tentatively titled 'jOBS,' and yes, we still think they should consider changing the name. Maybe 'iJobs.' Or 'Steve iJobs.' Or 'Steve Jobs Now Lives in the iClouds.' Something.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher split up last November, shortly after his penis tripped and fell into another woman. So why haven't either of them filed for divorce yet? Turns out it's all about the benjamins.

Mirror, mirror on the wall ... who's the best-paid TV actor of them all? Ashton Kutcher, of course -- but why, exactly, we're not sure.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned -- and even pretty MILFs like Demi Moore are no exception to the rule. A lot of people were surprised when it became clear that Moore's soon-to-be-ex-husband Ashton Kutcher is swapping spit with former 'That '70s Show' co-star Mila Kunis, but -- horny guys of various persuasions aside -- no one took the news quite as hard as Demi.