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It's officially after Thanksgiving, which means it's time for Hallmark to roll out their annual collection of new adorable collectible ornaments. But amid the miniature Snoopys and Jack Skellingtons comes this $12.95 abomination:

Leave it to Jimmy Kimmel and his crew to make America's favorite comic strip characters into greedy, dirty-mouthed misanthropes, just like the rest of us Black Friday shoppers!

Oh zang! It's a compilation of Finn the Human's nonsensical exclamations from the TV show 'Adventure Time,' courtesy of the folks at Slacktory. We can't thank them enough for the money this is going to keep out of the swear jar. Which one is your personal favorite...

Videos of old-timey skeleton dances are the best way to get a little spook-ified before Halloween without accidentally soiling yourself. That is a fact -- you can ask anybody. Oh, thanks for asking. Yes, that is a fact. From PBS to Disney and beyond, here are the best skeleton dances EVER to get you into the spirit of Halloween.

Apparently the music from 'Inception' can make pretty much anything seem hyper-dramatic. With its help and a little editing, Spongebob's movie gets transformed into an intense heist film. Not that we're surprised -- a person can only hear so many horn blasts before they start to take things very, very seriously...

Cartoon Network is celebrating 20 years of bringing animated merriment into the world, and they've released this video as a compendium of what they've been up to/a little reminder of how you've squandered the past 20 years of your life.