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David Beckham Retiring From Soccer, Will Hopefully Be Shirtless More Often

Cassandra Rose — Thu, 16 May 2013 17:54:24 +0000

Pro soccer player (aka our golden god) David Beckham is retiring. From playing. Not from being the fire of lady loins. The soccer star (or football star, depending on which side of the pond you’re on) will hang up his cleats at the end of the season, which means he only has about two games [...]

The Beckhams Are So Progressive They Let Their Boys Play With Creepy, Possessed Dolls [PHOTOS]

Cassandra Rose — Sun, 07 Apr 2013 14:58:10 +0000

American Girl dolls: they're the stuff nightmares are made of, with their unblinking soulless eyes, buck teeth and collectibility among grown women. However, this did not stop Victoria and David Beckham from buying one for their son, Romeo.

On the one hand, we applaud them for allowing their son to play with the toys he wants, regardless of what kind of toys they are (My Buddy made that one possible once), but we wish it was one that didn't look like it was going to come alive at night and strangle him.

David Beckham Shares What He's Been Packing – Photo of the Week

Cassandra Rose — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 19:29:37 +0000

This week, soccer player David Beckham showed off his considerable assets while simultaneously promoting his new bodywear collection with H&M. Prompting us to think, “Why hello there. How polite of you to carry a salami around in case we get hungry.” It’s moments like this we’re sad that all his beauty goes to waste on [...]