To make up for besmirching Liz Taylor's memory with the Lindsay Lohan dud 'Liz & Dick,' the BBC has hired Helena Bonham Carter to take a shot at playing the violet-eyed screen legend.
It hasn't even started shooting, but we're sure it's already better than the travesty that preceded it. Then again, to make a film about Taylor worse than that, it would probably need to be a musical set in space with puppets and Russell Crowe singing all the roles.
No, wait. Even that sounds better.