A song where the main theme is a thinly-disguised sex act? Shocking. But Justin Bieber recently cemented his desperation to move beyond his tween image by donning his best trucker cap and diaper pants and joining forces with Maejor Ali and Juicy J on the song 'Lolly,' which is about a girl licking a lollipop. Except it's totally not.
And not since the Who's 'Squeeze Box,' Prince's 'Darling Nikki' and Rihanna's 'Birthday Cake' and almost every song ever written have we clutched our invisible pearls quite this hard.