Kim Kardashian recently posed for an ELLE magazine shoot because it's not like she has anything better to do, and it wasn't easy for anyone involved.
Not because Kim wasn't a consummate professional (her love affair with cameras is well-documented) -- it's because no fashion houses wanted to lend the mag clothes for Kim to model. What, the Kardashian Kollection wouldn't have sufficed?
Most celebs dress purposefully to play up their specific features and assets -- their boobs, their butts or what have you. And most of them employ stylists for everyday coffee runs and red carpet events. Pretty standard stuff.
However, while children are starving and animals linger in shelters, humanitarian and pro-creator Kim Kardashian is doling out her disposable income on stylist Nicola Formichetti to help dress her baby bump.
Just in case you somehow forgot that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are bringing a bouncing baby something into the world, Kim wants to remind you with a photo of her supposed baby bump -- which doesn't look much different than the average stomach after it's had a big meal or too many salty snacks.
Basketball player and shortest Kim Kardashian hubbie (so far) Kris Humphries is currently in the middle of an epic fight to prove Kim married him under false pretenses -- which would thus give him leverage to get a much-desired annulment.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's fetus is still on the run after a stunning series of dangerous adventures -- or so Conan O'Brien would have us believe in the closing chapter of a trilogy from the brilliant and twisted minds of his late-night talk show's writers.
Between 1989 and 1990, the late Robert Kardashian kept a diary that detailed his life's mundane events -- and the dark side of his then-wife Kris Jenner and how her alleged cray affected their children Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.
And of course he jotted those thoughts down instead of, you know, taking legal action. Even though he was a celebrated attorney himself.
After finding out its parents were attentionwhore Kim Kardashian and self-possessed rapper Kanye West, the Kimye-created fetus was so distraught that it burst out of its amniotic prison and ran away to greener pastures -- placenta and all.
At least according to a twisted and hilarious hypothetical presented by Conan O'Brien. And man, we wish we'd been in the writer's room when they came up with THIS.
In what felt like classic Conan, last night's episode held arguably one of the funniest sketches the show has churned out since its 'Late Night' days. He unleashed a bit regarding what we hope would actually go down at the couple's ultra sound. In truth, it might not be all that far-fetched.
Continuing to promote their vapid reality show 'Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,' Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney stopped by 'The Late Show With David Letterman' on Wednesday night, Jan. 16.
But rather than discussing babies and sharing breast milk, the topic of conversation turned to Kim's 72-day marriage to basketball player Kris Humphries.
Or as we call it, "that media stunt that's keeping Kim from marrying baby-daddy Kanye West."
Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian have so much in common. Kate's actual royalty; Kim's reality royalty. Both their first names start with K. And both of them have been photographed naked (except one of them didn't know at the time and then base an entire career on it).
And now you can add something else to the list: They're both having their babies in July. So obviously, they're totes the same person with different accents.
Kim confirmed her due date on the 'Today' show on Tuesday morning during an appearance alongside sister Kourtney. While they were there, they discussed the new season of their reality torture device 'Kourtney & Kim Take Miami' and all things baby. Including the possibility they might share breastfeeding duties.
