Considering how much the Kardashians love turning their entire lives into one giant press release, and how much we can't stand the Kardashians, Kanye West letting it slip last night that he knocked up Kim K by calling her his "baby mama" onstage might be our favorite thing he's ever done. Sorry, 'College Dropout.'
Despite a report just a few days ago in which friends claimed Kim Kardashian isn't pregnant, her rep now says she is.
And of course Kanye West is the proud baby daddy.
Don't you hate when everyone thinks you're pregnant but then it just turns out you have the flu? No? Well, you're clearly not Kim Kardashian.
Because why should Kate Middleton's tummy troubles get all the attention?
Kanye West may not be able to revel in some holiday cheer this year, as he's being forced into some Kim Kardashian Khristmas activities instead. Ho, ho, ho.
Kim Kardashian is so desperately trying to prove to the world that she's a real actress. Remember that time a while back when she was lobbying for her own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and her critics were like, "Um, no. You're not a legit actress"? Well, the reality TV star is seemingly trying to change the tides by getting a featured gig in Tyler Perry's upcoming flick 'Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor.' Check out the first trailer after the jump.
The internet was awash in anger and indignation on Dec. 17 when Instagram announced new privacy policy changes that seemingly allowed the hipster-friendly photo site to sell user-uploaded pics without permission or payment. In response, various celebs threatened to delete their accounts or stop posting altogether.
And right on cue, Kim Kardashian suddenly woke from a nap and -- realizing she'd missed an opportunity for media attention -- began blustering about it.
We're hard pressed to think of a better way to showcase the two main genres of reality television than this side-by-side comparison of the Thompson (of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' fame) and the Kardashian families' Christmas cards.
Kim Kardashian once again used her blog for the forces of evil -- this time by sharing the Kardashians' 2012 family Christmas photo.
The entire clan is decked out in all white and surrounded by silver confetti and white balloons, and the whole thing reads more "professional photo shoot" than "warm, loving family."
Kanye West isn't doing so hot lately, and apparently the blame rests primarily on his 'Perfect Bitch.'
You knew this was coming: Kim Kardashian is reportedly tainting the temperamental rapper's image, and now it's hitting where it hurts the most: his wallet.
Reality star slash pretty much useless person Kim Kardashian recently took time out of her busy busy day of abject famewhoredom to put on bras and panties you can't afford and stare off into space for the French magazine Factice.
Slightly NSFW photos below if ladies in lingerie (or Kim Kardashian's face) are an unacceptable part of your work day.
