LeAnn Rimes is still trying hard to elicit the world's pity, despite the fact that the main reason she's such a traumatic mess these days is because she cheated on her husband with a married man and then tied the knot with him after he left his wife and two kids.
And she hasn't been able to stop talking about it since.
With another season of 'X Factor' blessedly in the bag and off our television screens, the search begins for new judges to try and save the sinking ship that is this ratings bust of a show.
And if you liked the messy duet that LeAnn Rimes did a few weeks ago, you're in luck -- you may get her on the show full-time. Meanwhile, Jon Bovi Jovi has given a definitive no.
You might want to sit down for this. Turns out all those LeAnn Rimes photos in which she's gallivanting around in a bikini or cuddling with husband Eddie Cibrian are not just random shots taken by paparazzi who track her every move.
Instead, they're carefully planned photos from paparazzi who are asked to track her every move.
We know -- everything you once knew about the world is completely and utterly destroyed.
Simon Cowell has never minced words, but he seems to be keeping relatively mum (as in, outright BSing) when it comes to LeAnn Rimes' 'X Factor' performance.
Despite the fact that pretty much everyone could tell that the problem with 'X Factor' contestant Carly Rose Sonenclar's spectacularly bad duet with LeAnn Rimes was LeAnn Rimes herself, the former country singer says the eardrum assault wasn't her fault.
Instead, she threw her 13-year-old duet partner under the bus. Because she's awesome that way.
On Wednesday night's 'X Factor,' the remaining contestants were forced to perform celebrity duets totally not of their choosing -- which is pretty rough when you draw the short straw and your partner ends up being LeAnn Rimes.
Remember when she used to sing back in the '90s? Yeah, she should probably stop doing that now.
Lest we all forget, LeAnn Rimes used to be known for her singing. Then she had an affair with the then-married Eddie Cibrian, married him herself, and became the unhinged tabloid queen she is today. (It's the stuff of modern-day fairy tales, really.)
Now she's found a way to merge her worlds -- by writing a song about the whole mess.
Though it's unclear what LeAnn Rimes does to warrant being interviewed anymore, she sat down for a chat with equally bobble-headed Giuliana Rancic -- and burst into tears when asked about her infidelity in her first marriage. And by "tears," we mean "bizarre, somewhat sad facial expressions with no saline involved."
Part-time husband stealer and full-time whatever it is that she does these days LeAnn Rimes really needs to get her act together if she wants to keep photographing Eddie Cibrian's children and putting them on the internet.
The latest in the slap-fight between Rimes and the woman from whom she swiped Cibrian, Brandi Glanville, involves Glanville claiming her son got “extremely ill” when he got his grubby little mitts on Rimes' laxatives.
Which gave us the primo opportunity to use this photo that LeAnn posted a few months ago on Twitter of herself in a bathroom. Because symmetry.
Former country crooner and current tabloid magnet LeAnn Rimes recently got in a wee bit of trouble on Twitter for calling husband Eddie Cibrian's children “her boys” -- a comment that their actual mother, reality show star Brandi Glanville, didn't appreciate one little bit.
