Charlie Sheen is a Hollywood antihero, but he wants to be an actual hero for Lindsay Lohan, who he considers a friend -- a friend without any benefits at all.
Right after being reamed by a judge for being incompetent in practicing California law, Lindsay Lohan's beleagured attorney, Mark Heller, demonstrated he also wasn't too familiar with medicine.
Heller swore up and down that La Lohan suffered a concussion in her car crash that spawned her lying to cops case, but -- stop us if you've heard this one before -- law enforcement officials insist no such
Lindsay Lohan's Big Apple lawyer, Mark Heller, returned to court in California today (March 1) in an attempt to get the case in which LiLo lied to the cops after her 2012 car accident dismissed.
And he failed completely. In fact, it was such a fail that the judge suggested La Lohan find new counsel.
Despite attorney Mark Heller's best efforts, Lindsay Lohan refuses to accept a plea bargain in that case where she supposedly lied to the cops. This will end well.
Not content with just her mom selling out Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson is now talking about her former girlfriend too ... and so will Lohan's former assistant in court.
While it's debatable whether Lindsay Lohan gets her endless, (fist) in-your-face energy from energy drinks or something else, she's more than happy to help sell them. For, you know, half a million dollars.
In case you were somehow confused and thought Lindsay Lohan was psychologically sound, here's some clarification: she's a walking macadamia, and now her ex Samantha Ronson's mom is saying so publicly.
So much for "a million percent false." Lindsay Lohan may be pathetic, but she wasn't following the Wanted's tour bus around at the tail end of 2012 and meeting Max George's parents for nuttin'.
The singer confirmed that he did hook up with the former actress. He and his groupmates also shared that they want to work with Taylor Swift. Now that'd really fan the flames of their "beef&q
After months of dodgy denials, Max George of the Wanted is finally taking accountability for his actions -- specifically, his actions of getting action from Lindsay Lohan.
Why so shy, Max?
Oh, right. Because it's Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan was so humiliated that the world knew she was sleeping in her old teenage bedroom at mom Dina's house that she's resorted to crashing at a friend's penthouse in New York City rent free.
Because apparently that's a little less embarrassing for her. Okay.
Dina Lohan had a truly happy hour at the Grove this week, and cameras caught the proud, possibly drunk mom of Lindsay shopping and offering unsolicited childcare services to strangers.