Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan didn’t show up for court in New York on Monday. Shocker, we know. How’s your pulse?

Remember how Lindsay Lohan promised she'd stay in on New Year's Eve to stay out of trouble? And then wound up partying in London? It turns out it was for a decent reason: The broke starlet was getting paid for it.

After all the drama surrounding her 'Million Dollar Decorators' episode, seems Lindsay Lohan isn't even living in the same pimped-out pad anymore. The struggling starlet was finally evicted because she couldn't make rent.

A new teaser for Bret Easton Ellis and Paul Schrader's 'The Canyons' has emerged, boasting a 1930s influence along with more Lindsay Lohan, porn star James Deen, and yes, it's still not looking very good.

Lindsay Lohan reportedly swore up and down that she's going to stay home for New Year's Eve to start 2013 off right (and sober). But that won't stop her from partying it up with boy band the Wanted ahead of the ball dropping. Nothing will. Nothing. Not even the Atlantic Ocean.

Charity case Lindsay Lohan had her home made over by Bravo and it's all set to air for your viewing pleasure -- even though LiLo bailed and the house has since been trashed.

Beacon of truth and fine upstanding citizen Lindsay Lohan is mad as Hell at the producers of 'Scary Movie 5' because she said they lied to her.

You'd think that two walking Petri dishes wouldn't have so many issues making out, but you'd be wrong. Reports from the 'Scary Movie 5' set indicate Lindsay Lohan actually refused to kiss Charlie Sheen in the flick -- and for any scenes requiring mouth-to-mouth, a body double was used.

Unless she's forcibly thrown into rehab, Lindsay Lohan probably won't send herself there again voluntarily. Especially when people keep believing that she's too broke to pay for it. That's where the loud-mouthed rehab superhero known by his civilian name Michael Lohan comes in to save the day.

In case you hoped to list Lindsay Lohan as the +1 for your weird cousin's wedding, you may want to hold off. The once-promising, now-derailing starlet is denying any association with 123 Talent, the firm that wanted to pimp her out for bar mitzvahs and private appearances for the right price.

Lindsay Lohan is pulling out all the ridiculous stops to avoid jail after her probation was revoked, including having her so-called "spiritual advisor" write a letter on her behalf to Commissioner Jane Godfrey (the acting judge). Because nothing says "good character witness" like someone who trusts horoscopes and tea leaves.

Lindsay Lohan is broke as a bad joke, and her financial and legal woes may make her swallow her pride in exchange for some cash. The once-promising actress is shopping herself for personal appearances, likely in order to pay her $233K in back taxes and to keep her storage locker items from the auction block. Need a wedding date?

As you guys are probably aware, Lindsay Lohan is broke and so far behind on her storage locker rent that it's set to be auctioned off later this month. Obviously we're curious about what's in that thing, and we've got some ideas.

The romantic saga of Lindsay Lohan and the Wanted's Max George has taken a nosedive almost as steep as Lohan's post-'Mean Girls' career: She unfollowed him on Twitter after he dubbed her a "groupie." That's it, you guys. Love is well and truly dead.

Seems Lindsay Lohan's cash flow problems aren't getting any better. She can't afford her crib and she's even selling her clothes -- and now her storage unit is being auctioned off because she's way behind on the monthly rental fees. Get on this, A&E. This could be your highest rated episode of 'Storage Wars' yet.

Lindsay Lohan's probation was revoked (as predicted) and a hearing has been set to see whether she'll have to go to jail . LOL JK we know that won't happen.