Lindsay Lohan

If you turned on your television Sunday night and were overwhelmed by the smell of something awful, it was probably emanating from Lifetime -- because that's when the erstwhile 'Women in Peril' network aired the much maligned and over-hyped ‘Liz & Dick’ biopic starring Linsday Lohan.

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have teamed up yet again, only this time it's not to have an incredibly awkward sex scene no one wants to see. These days, Sheen is helping Lohan pay off her taxes.

'Liz & Dick' Lifetime's TV biopic about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton's lifelong love affair debuts tonight (Nov. 25) at 9:00 pm. What are the reviews saying? Well, it's not pretty. Not pretty at all!

While all you fools are enmeshed in Black Friday, the rest of us are anxiously awaiting the television event OF THE YEAR: Lifetime's 'Liz and Dick,' the story of Elizabeth Taylor as told through the eyes and booze-throat of the inexplicably-dressed Miss Lindsay Lohan.

Oh, Lindsay Lohan. On Nov. 20, the "actress" turned up in a conundrum of a dress for the premiere of her Lifetime TV movie - don't call it a comeback - 'Liz & Dick,' in which she plays Elizabeth Taylor. The film may be billed as the "television event of the year," but it was not LiLo's fashion high watermark for 2012.

Lindsay Lohan is about to have her probation revoked. Which in layman's terms translates to "bitch done messed up good."

Lindsay Lohan is a hard person to work with and she pretends her mother is doing coke and oh by the way she has a new sister. In other words, it's just another day in the tabloids for Hollywood's most infamously troubled ginger.

She might be too busy to do a real interview with Barbara Walters, but Lindsay Lohan has all the time in the world to show up on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' and give unsuspecting audience members make-overs.

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Is Barbara Walters gonna hafta cuttabitch? In her genteel way, maybe. Let's just hope there are pictures. The journalist discussed perpetual mess Lindsay Lohan with her 'The View' co-hosts, mentioning that Lohan backed out of a '20/20' interview only to agree to a Q&A with Jay Leno instead -- and Walters is none too pleased about it. Read Mo

Lindsay Lohan will sadly not be amusing us via a one-on-one interview with ABC's Barbara Walters as planned, because for some reason all the network wants to talk about is how much of a trainwreck LiLo is. UNPOSSIBLE.

It's so hard to find good help willing to commit misdemeanors these days. Lindsay Lohan once again finds herself in hot water (where she soaks) as the story involving the car crash she caused yet lied to police about continues to spin out of control. We keep waiting for it to become sentient. It's been a very long wait.

Lindsay Lohan is in trouble yet again -- NO! -- this time for lying to the boys in blue about her June car accident along the Pacific Coast Highway. A wreck she claimed wasn't her fault. Do tell us more, Lindsay.

When she isn't busy not showing up for work, fighting with her dad or looking for a new publicist, Lindsay Lohan spends her time keeping the world safe from dangerous weather phenomena. And if you silly people on the East Coast would just LISTEN TO HER, maybe you could stop boarding up your windows and just relax already.

Lindsay Lohan has lost her long-suffering publicist Steve Honig, who is probably relieved as hell to be rid of the most difficult job in the world: trying to make Lindsay Lohan look good. But surprisingly, the reason he supposedly quit wasn't the continuing antics of LiLo, but rather because of her famewhoring father Michael, who rubbed Steve the wrong way with that surprise intervention last week

It's been a few days with no significant Lindsay Lohan news, but you knew that couldn't last. The latest? She reportedly stole a ton of clothes from the set of 'Scary Movie 5,' but maybe that's because she's nervous about keeping actual cash around and needs something to trade for life's little necessities like food, shelter, and piles of blow.

In the most recent "Lindsay Lohan continues to be a nuclear mess" news, it's been a very big weekend -- starting when her own father staged an intervention to get her back on the path to soberdom. Normally we'd applaud this, but given Michael Lohan's willingness to sell his daughter out for the price of a pack of Skittles, his motives are, shall we say, questionable.