Despite attorney Mark Heller's best efforts, Lindsay Lohan refuses to accept a plea bargain in that case where she supposedly lied to the cops. This will end well.
Mark Heller may be a horrible attorney for Lindsay Lohan, but he's a glorious treasure trove of material for the rest of us.
Lindsay Lohan may finally have some work coming her way, but she's got a lot of work ahead of her in terms of staying out of the slammer.
Not content with just her mom selling out Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson is now talking about her former girlfriend too ... and so will Lohan's former assistant in court.
Lindsay Lohan continues her losing streak: a lawsuit, half of a gown and even more of the fumes that were once her self-respect. Surprise!
While it's debatable whether Lindsay Lohan gets her endless, (fist) in-your-face energy from energy drinks or something else, she's more than happy to help sell them. For, you know, half a million dollars.
In case you were somehow confused and thought Lindsay Lohan was psychologically sound, here's some clarification: she's a walking macadamia, and now her ex Samantha Ronson's mom is saying so publicly.
So much for "a million percent false." Lindsay Lohan may be pathetic, but she wasn't following the Wanted's tour bus around at the tail end of 2012 and meeting Max George's parents for nuttin'.
The singer confirmed that he did hook up with the former actress. He and his groupmates also shared that they want to work with Taylor Swift. Now that'd really fan the flames of their "beef" with One Direction.
After months of dodgy denials, Max George of the Wanted is finally taking accountability for his actions -- specifically, his actions of getting action from Lindsay Lohan.
Why so shy, Max?
Oh, right. Because it's Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan has a new friend with benefits (not the monetary kind), which is nice. Just make sure you don't say so in her presence.
