If you didn't know better, Hugh Hefner would just be your average geriatric in a nightclub, wearing a captain's hat and falling asleep surrounded by 30 beautiful women. But he isn't. He's Hugh effing Hefner, people, and he's unsurprisingly taken so many women back to Gollum's lair his bedroom that he's lost track.
Hugh Hefner's secretary of over 40 years, Mary O'Connor, has gone to that great Playboy Mansion in the sky. And the sassy den-mother, who saw scores of playmates bounce their man-made boobies about, will be missed by not only Hef, but by the plasticine ladies who knew her.
"Do as I say, not as I do," said a pregnant Holly Madison unto her unborn baby. The former 'Girls Next Door' reality star (who was once Hugh Hefner's favorite shiny toy) said she doesn't ever want her daughter to pose for Playboy.
Standards. She has them now.
Parenting may not come naturally to everyone, but occasionally common sense dictates good child-rearing decisions. For example, it's generally frowned upon to bring your infant daughter to a party at the Playboy Mansion.
Hint hint, Kelsey Grammer.
