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Don't Live in Maine, The Black Flies Aren't Worth It!
Don't Live in Maine, The Black Flies Aren't Worth It!
Don't Live in Maine, The Black Flies Aren't Worth It!
Why? Why do we continue to live in Maine? What are the benefits? Zero! In the winter we deal with the biting cold of sub-zero temperatures and blowing snow, in the spring we deal with the joys of mud season, in the fall we have to rake all those damned leaves...