Stephen Colbert

GOP Representative Marco Rubio was probably hoping he'd be able to skate by with an impromptu sip of water during his response to Barack Obama's State of the Union address on Tuesday, Feb. 12, but the worst Poland Spring endorsement ever did not escape the notice of political late-night hosts Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert the following night.

When Stephen Colbert isn't filming cameos in Middle-earth or hosting his satirical political program 'The Colbert Report,' he's inviting self-indulgent billionaire jerks to open wide so he can put his balls in their mouths. For charity, of course.