We worship at the altar of all things Tina Fey -- every day we light a snark-scented candle in the hope that she will join our Twitter games and fill our streams with her genius. But now our hopes have been dashed. She's not on Twitter and has no intention of joining.
In fact, she pretty much wants us all to keep our boring 140-character thoughts to ourselves. Oh, but she may or may not be giving turkey tips disguised as Martha Stewart.