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In our Celebrity Tweets of the Week, Jose Canseco has a very famous paramour, Seth Meyers gives a history lesson, Zach Braff has a frightening proposition for Kristen Bell, Lena Dunham's purse is boobytrapped, Samantha Ronson thinks you, uh, do what you eat -- and a whole lot more.

Parents + Internet = Awesome. Don't believe us? Check out some of the funniest things tweeted by parents this week, including Melissa Joan Hart's son's funny incident with childproof medicine bottles and Jim Gaffigan's vow regarding kids and restaurants:

It’s hard to believe that Twitter has been around for seven years. It’s also hard to believe that we have so much seemingly close access to celebrities because of it. (Even though Tina Fey still refuses to join. Hmph.) But even celebs' first tweets – like those first baby steps we all take – were every bit as awkward as the rest of our “Just figuring this Twitter thing out” missives. So, in honor

Brides want everyone to know they said “I do.”

Lindsay Lohan managed to show up to court almost an hour late this morning, after taking an overnight flight on a private jet sponsored by an energy drink from New York to LA. She got glitter-bombed on the way in, so at least she's looking fabulous.

Another week, another batch of tweets by parents that would surely horrify their children if they were old enough to read. Parents this week hit Twitter with their frustrations over Daylight Savings Time and the embarrassing things their kids say in public...

In our Celebrity Tweets of the Week, Ellen goes to bed before dark, Conan O’Brien plays seismologist, John Stamos caught someone playing fast and loose with Photoshop, Diddy got nostalgic, jokes about the new Pope abounded -- and a whole lot more.

It wasn't long ago that Olivia Wilde, caring person that she is, used Twitter to offer some advice to young Justin Bieber, who recently walked around London sans shirt like a tiny Canadian Matthew McConaughey. Afterwards, she took a whole lotta heat from the world's Beliebers -- and on Tuesday, March 12, she hilariously told Jay Leno all about it.

In our Celebrity Tweets of the Week, Justin Bieber had a platitude, Kelly Osbourne showed us the aftermath of a medical incident, part of the ‘Modern Family’ cast got stuck in an elevator, John Krasinski mourned the end of ‘The Office,’ Hank Azaria shared the Homer Shake -- and a whole lot more.

The popularity of social networking has given parents all new ways to embarrass their offspring, and often in hilarious fashion. Our favorite funny tweets by parents this week perfectly captured the frustration (and humiliation) that comes along with parenting...

The celebs were at home watching and snarking the Oscars just like we were. Apparently it’s just as fun for them to watch from home. And according to Steve Martin, the pay is the same as if he were hosting. Here are some of our favorites from Katie Couric, Joel McHale, Rainn Wilson, Jimmy Fallon and more.

Why sort through hundreds and hundreds of Oscars tweets, when we will do that for you? We've picked out our favorites and are compiling them here so you don't have to read Pantene commercials or people just saying "OSCARS! OSCARS!! OSCARS...

Lisa Lampanelli is almost as edgy as Miley Cyrus, so she's not backing down from using the n-word to describe her pal, Lena Dunham, who's dealing with racial issues of her own -- like apparently never seeing a black person in Brooklyn. However, to Dunham's credit, she's finally spoken out about Lampanelli's desperate attempt at relevance, and her eloquence, if late, was a little refreshing and bet

In our Celebrity Tweets of the Week, Kelly Clarkson and Clive Davis had a little dust up, Lady Gaga had a message for her Little Monsters before she had surgery, Don Cheadle wants to be Sarah Silverman’s hero, Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks looked utterly adorable together on their first Oscars date -- and a whole lot more.

Researchers at the University of Vermont looked at 10 million tweets, to see how often people used happy words . . . like love, beauty, hope, wonderful, and rainbow. We here in Maine fared pretty darned well and, in spite of our ten months of winter, we're pretty happy :-)

A controversial new app set to be released in March aims to keep the Twitter statuses of the dead and buried alive, by continuously updating them long after the worms eat into their brains.