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Jon, jokingly, uses a pool test strip in his drink atop his FORMERLY lovely, glass top deck table

A Glass Top Deck Table + An Open Umbrella + A Bit of Wind = Recipe for Disaster

Ah, yes, the summer life. It seemed like one minute I was sitting on the deck, pretending to take a chemical reading from a drink with a pool test strip. The next minute, I was downstairs in my office waiting for dinner when I heard a loud crashing sound. At first, I thought it was thunder...and then I heard the call from Marie-Anne: "Jon, come up here, quick!"

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Summer breeze with less trees
Summer breeze with less trees

Ahhhhhh…a Summer Breeze Surrounded by Fewer Trees…What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Yesterday David, Pam, Ray and Diane Turgeon came over to my house. They're my in laws and their visit, while always welcome, was for a purpose. They were there to take down some trees that trouble me every year by dropping endless amounts of leaves and acorns into the pool. Not this year!

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Jon's neck
Jon's neck, a post-George photograph

In Memoriam: Jon’s Skin Tag Goodbye Song [Audio]

A trip to the doctor's office yesterday accomplished a lot. Removal of all those grody skin tags I've had. But with their removal came a sense of that I needed to memorialize in song...

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Ross Land, Getty Images

How Do You Prepare For a Power Outage?

The forecast for today is heavy rain and wind with gusts up to close to 50 mph. Of course with the wind there is the possibility of power outages. Whenever there is a threat of a power outage I go on a cleaning rampage of sorts. Is it just me? Or do you do the same thing?

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