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Even Taylor Lautner’s Wax Figures Have Washboard Abs – Photo of the Week

Taylor Lautner Wax Figure
Madame Tussauds Berlin, Facebook

Taylor Lautner of ‘Twilight’ werewolf fame had a wax figure with interactive abs released at Madame Tussauds in Berlin. Which is a whole better than what most wax figures get.

Makes us wonder (for purely scientific reasons) what other parts are interactive. Seriously, how anatomically correct are these wax figures?

The Tussauds’ German website precedes its copy with the hilarious heading, “Let’s get Laut(ner),” which had us in a fit of giggles for some reason even though it’s obviously a German joke that we totally don’t understand.

The remainder of the information (which is completely in German so bear with us while we remember that German copy of Rosetta Stone we considered when Borders was closing) is almost decipherable, so we highly recommend you give it a shot.

For example, did you know that Taylor Lautner won the Best Fantasy Dart Seller at the 2012 Scream Awards? (“Gewann er den Besten Fantasy Darsteller auf den 2012 Scream Awards“) We bet you didn’t!

Or that according to the Bing translator, which we really should’ve been using all along, “He is lightly dressed and sexy — his wax figure has a proper wax Board belly to touch.”

So next time you’re in Berlin, make sure to check out Taylor Lautner and his “proper wax Board belly.” You won’t regret basically reliving his entire role in ‘Twilight’. Maybe.

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