Taylor Swift Radio Station Contest Canceled After Creepy Fan Wins
Creepy fans pushing 40 do not win Taylor Swift radio station contests designed — in unspoken fashion — for teenaged girls. And if they do win, because they got an assist from web trolls, well, said contests get canceled. Vetoed. Overridden.
Boston radio station Kiss 108 offered up the chance for a lucky fan to meet T. Swizzle. When a 39-year-old dude –clearly not the typical Swift demographic of young and female—emerged the victor, the station promptly 86ed the “Taylor Swift’s Biggest Fan” contest.
The winner – Charles Z — was totally creeptacular, saying that he wanted to sniff the singer’s blond hair. He won the contest with a little help from both Reddit and 4Chan users, since those peeps run the Interwebs and were responsible for a deaf school nearly winning the chance to have Swift perform on site.
The station was hipped to the fact that its contest was “compromised” and out the window it went. Yeah, so did Chuck’s chance to get a whiff of Swift’s lovely locks, which probably smell like candy or cinnamon or nutmeg or some autumnal spice, since the ’22’ singer has expressed a preference for those aromas.
Below is the station’s statement about putting the kibosh on the contest.
Disappointingly, we have determined that the integrity of the “Taylor Swift’s Biggest Fan” contest has been compromised. In accordance with our contest rules, effective immediately, the contest has been terminated. We apologize to all of our loyal listeners who have participated.
Sorry, Charles Z. Swift’s hair will remain unsmelled and far from your nostrils.