The Kennebunk Zumba Case is Starting to Sound More Like a Stereotypical Porn Flick

Yesterday, the trial of Mark Strong, Alexis Wright's accomplice in the Kennebunk zumba case, began. It began with some graphic testimony. The kind of testimony that makes you feel a little dirty for just reading about it and it's actually, in my mind, kind of comical.

Dan Racaniello, the owner of a pizza parlor near Wright's studio, said that Alexis tried to seduce him once when he made a delivery to her apartment...cue the music....boom chicka wow wow......

According to him, she was wearing just a towel when she invited him in and he went over and placed the spaghetti and meatballs she had ordered on the table. It was then she dropped the towel and handed him $40 for an $8 meal. She allegedly told him to keep the change.

Here's the really funny part. Racaniello said, "She was standing there in front of me naked…I looked away, and when I looked back, she was still standing there naked… It was awkward." Really, Dan? She was STILL naked? Whoda thunk that she wouldn't have taken advantage of the time you looked away to at least put on some pants. The nerve of some people!

Wright's landlord also testified that he was alerted to some goings on by loud music accompanied by moaning and groaning from her apartment.

Clearly, when Alexis gets back on her feet (if that's where she wants to be), she'll be in the market for a new landlord and new pizza guy.

All I can say is, I hope there's some video of the pizza delivery guy. Put a good soundtrack behind it and you've got the makings of a classic NC-17 reality show!

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