Apparently people seem to think I'm capable of just 'whipping up' some crazy sixty second video that's going to go viral in central Maine. As flattering as that is, it's just not true. And even if it were, I'm sick this week.

Sinuses are all plugged up and I'm whimpering about it like a little child... Or a sick grown man. Either one act the same when we're sick- Or so my beloved Keri tells me. Check out what I came up with for "VIRAL"... ha.