If you know me, you know I am not a big fan of ranch...  But, this could be the perfect gift for those who are!

According to Geekologie, you can buy a 5 liter keg of ranch dressing!

Check it out:

Five liters AND a collectible Hidden Valley Ranch keg, for fifty bucks?  What a deal!

Apparently, they're also selling a ranch fountain for $110.  Just like the chocolate fountains you've seen at weddings (and Golden Corral), but it is filled with ranch dressing.