I have not watch regular cable TV in a very long time...until yesterday when this took my breath away.  It was an advertisement for ....Trumpy Bear.

I sat there, fixated on the TV and this information that was rolling out in front of me.

For only two payments of $19.95 Trumpy Bear can be yours!

It has US flag themed blanket AND it's very own Certificate of Authenticity.  A piece of history, they claim.

That, my friends, is American ingenuity!  #Merica