Mac’s Top 10 Tweets of the Week
One of the things I love about Twitter is discovering people that are funny and clever and make me laugh…and sometimes, think! Every week I’m going to collect 10 of my favorite tweets of the week. Some from celebrities, but most are just from people like you and me. If you know someone great to follow, let me know. You’ll find me on Twitter @maconthemoose and of course, get your Moose Tweets, @92Moose.
Here we go…10 of my favorite tweets from this past week!
co worker: you’re awfully sarcastic today me: your opinion really matters to me
— Kendra Cunningham (@kendracomedy) March 31, 2014
I’m not a doctor but I’m pretty sure referring to death as being “totes imminent” is not appropriate bedside manner
— Adam Cozens (@Adam_Cozens) April 2, 2014
Relationship status: Gonna try out the whole conscious uncoupling thingy, but from my kids.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 1, 2014
Jagger, 1965: Hey! you! Get off of my cloud. Jagger, 2014: Hey! you! Get off of my lawn. I get it, Mick, I SO get it.
— Shades (@SortaSarcastic) March 31, 2014
Letter to my 10yr old self, Stop wishing you were an adult, it ain’t all that fun and you have to buy your own snacks.
— BraydenStrong Cowboy (@cowboyjeffkent) April 1, 2014
Whoever said “kids keep you young” was being sarcastic.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) March 31, 2014
Justin Bieber should start a boy band called “Wrong Direction” #followthatcar
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) March 31, 2014
I just ate 3 Nutrisystem dinners . Don’t think I’m doing the diet the right way!
— Lynne Koplitz (@funnylynne) April 3, 2014
There are two types of people: 1) People with kids 2) People with lives
— Queen B (@ThingsGoinOn) April 1, 2014
Heck, I need to include one of mine, too!
Scientists at Ohio State University say humans are capable of making 21 different facial expressions.~~ Well, everyone but, Kristen Stewart.
— Mac Dickson (@maconthemoose) April 2, 2014