Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak

‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Filming Halted After Kanye West Hospitalization
Production for the reality show has been temporarily halted for the second time this year, following Kanye West's recent hospitalization.

Twitter Implements Tools to Help Curtail Hate Speech + Abusive Rhetoric
Twitter admitted to noticing a rise in “abuse, bullying and harassment…across the Internet."

Kendall Jenner Received A Rolls-Royce From A Total Stranger, Must Be Nice
Recounting the story, sister Khloe said, "I was like, is this a joke? On my 21st birthday I think I got, like, a dinner and a purse or something."

New Bruno Mars Song ‘Versace on the Floor’ Is A Sensual Slow Jam
'Versace on the Floor' is an '80s-inspired slow-jam, peppered with synth flourishes -- but it didn't always sound that way.

Mariah Carey + More to Bless Viewers With ‘VH1 Divas Holiday’ Performance
Have you started blasting 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' yet?

Kim Kardashian Reportedly Fires Longtime Bodyguard Pascal Duvier After Paris Robbery
“It’s a pretty tough situation overall and they love Pascal, but they couldn’t take any more chances," a source claimed.

Beyonce Stress Eats Cheetos Just Like the Rest of Us, Says Bruno Mars
"Then the day before, we're watching playback backstage, and she's eating a bag of Cheetos."

Justin Theroux Clarifies Shady Brad Pitt Instagram Post
Justin Theroux posted a questionable image to Instagram that appeared to insult Brad Pitt, but he's since clarified he meant no ill will toward the actor.

Shannen Doherty Discusses Breast Cancer in Emotional Chelsea Handler Interview
'I think what’s beautiful and hard and interesting about cancer is that it tears you down and builds you, and tears you down and builds you.'

Azealia Banks Cries Recounting Alleged Russell Crowe Assault
"I’m just like, really, really humiliated.”

Kylie Jenner Warns Consumers Against Fake, ‘Dangerous’ Kylie Cosmetics
Caring cosmetics queen Kylie Jenner warned consumers against buying fake makeup falsely marketed as her official line that's being sold by unaffiliated, third party retailers.

Kim Kardashian Makes Low-Key Public Appearance at Kanye West Show
Kim was photographed riding on the back of a golf cart backstage at the Forum last night (October 25) alongside Kanye.

Angelina Jolie Discussed Alleged Brad Pitt Plane Incident With FBI for Four Hours
Jolie "fully cooperated" with the two FBI agents who questioned her in her Los Angeles rental home.

Oops! Justin Timberlake May Go to Jail for Voting Booth Selfie
Justin Timberlake's recent attempt to encourage U.S. citizens to vote in the upcoming presidential election may actually land him in jail. Oops!

Lady Gaga Shuts Down Madonna Comparison: ‘What I Do Is Different’
'Madonna and I are very different. Just saying.'

‘Uptown Funk’ Goes Diamond, Is Only 13th Song in History to Do So
If you ever doubted the staying power of 'Uptown Funk,' the track's official sales numbers are here to prove your assessment woefully misguided.