Drunk Woman Crashes Car…Makes Daring Escape on Kid’s Toy

An Arkansas woman is in all kinds of trouble for being drunk. Oh yeah, and stupid. 29-year-old Jamie Jeanette Craft was nearly three times the legal limit for alcohol when she hit a trailer.

Here's the series of events. Craft was driving at a high rate of speed when her Pontiac Grand Am rounded a corner and slammed into a mobile home. No one was hurt. When she exited the car, she was without shoes AND pants. She then tried to leave the scene of the crash in a child's Power Wheels truck. Yes, it was a big failure.

Craft, who was so drunk she could barely walk and "very irate," is charged with public intoxication, refusal to submit, disorderly conduct, leaving the scene of an accident with property damage and driving while license cancelled, suspended or revoked.

Here's your sign, Jamie and here's her pic.

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