A recent study has shown that the faces of Lego characters are expressing a wider array of emotions than they used to, you know, since they used to only be happy. Anger, confusion, deceptively neutral -- all are making appearances.

While "scientists" are worrying about the effect that playing with a bunch of miffed tiny men is going to have on the psyches of children, we just want to know what Lego's going to do next. Since we have no patience, we went ahead and made some potential Lego mini-figures of our own. Because there are only so many professions left before they have to turn to the incredibly mundane. (Photoshops by Kristy Puchko)

Annoyed by yet another baby Vine

Annoyed at Baby Vines
Kristy Puchko
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Just watched the "Red Wedding" scene on 'Game of Thrones'

Watching Red Wedding
Kristy Puchko
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Realizing he's the only guy still on drugs at Bonnaroo

Bonaroo
Kristy Puchko
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Tasting a cronut for the first time

Tasting Cronut
Kristy Puchko
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Taking a "duckface" selfie

Duckface Selfie
Kristy Puchko
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Learning to 'Prancercise'

Prancercise
Kristy Puchko
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Confused by "The Google"

Confused by the Google
Kristy Puchko
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Affecting hipster indifference to the latest Vampire Weekend album

Hipster Indifference
Kristy Puchko
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Finally experiencing a different emotion after decades of being a Lego mini-figure.

Stoicism Gone
Kristy Puchko
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-- Written by Emerald Catron, Nick Nadel and Kristy Puchko

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