Well, it's National Diabetes Association Alert Day and what could be more apropos than visit with Wilford Brimley. He is, after all, Mr. Diabeetiss. The reason for his presence seems clear until the conversation suddenly turns to the Partridge Family and Internet porn.
UPDATE: According to a post on Facebook from her mother, Sabian has returned home!
Her name is Sabian and she's fifteen. According to the Waterville Police Department, she is listed as missing in the state database since yesterday.