This cracks me up! Watch this frog play a game on a smartphone. The sad thing is the frog probably would get a higher score than me. By the way, make sure you watch all the way to the end for a surprise.
It's not easy being green. That song, originally by Kermit The Frog, is what I was singing soon after I bought this fab umbrella on a rainy day in Dover-Foxcroft. People looked and laughed and, I imagine, said things like, "isn't that snazzy" or "gee whiz, look at that groovy umbrella!"