The first official portraits of Prince William, Kate Middleton and infant Prince George were sent out by the Press Association under "strict embargo" earlier today along with instructions not to publish them until midnight, but that was a no-go. Because this is the internet.
So Prince William and his wifey Kate Middleton had a baby this week, and it was kind of a big deal for, like, everyone. It's not just a regular baby, guys -- it's a royal baby.
And sure, he's cute and all, but wake us up from our boredom-nap when you guys give birth to dragons like the Khaleesi on 'Game of Thrones.' (Now that's some royal business we can get behind.)
But anyway, yeah. The royals h
Kate Middleton and Prince William brought a brand new future king into the world, but don't go thinking that the name they chose -- George Alexander Louis -- is symbolic or anything. Or that they still use a town crier to announce things in England.
Late-night host Conan O'Brien was pretty miffed about how Kate Middleton and Prince William barely showed off their as-yet unnamed baby yesterday (July 23), bemoaning the fact that they didn't do it with enough style. Which prompted him to show them how it's done.
Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Baby earned kudos from everyone all over the world, including those of us here -- you know, in that country that won the Revolutionary War -- and the royals issued appropriately and predictably polite, somewhat stiff statements about the birth.
Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
Trying to find a bad or unflattering outfit adorning the body of royal mum-to-be Kate Middleton is next to impossible. Like her late mother-in-law Princess Di, the Duchess of Cambridge is always polished and put together.
With Kate about to welcome an heir to the throne of England any day now, we're looking back at her five best pregnancy looks, in no particular order, from a gestation period full
Like her late mother-in-law Princess Diana, Kate Middleton is one of the most photographed style stars of her day whose every stitch of clothing is watched with hawk-like interest.
If she wears a mass market dress, it immediately sells out in minutes. If it's something high-end and luxe, copycats and replicas are instantly created and trickle down to discount retailers. While she may be the futur
Kate Middleton is gorgeous, graceful and a royal -- and she's also a pretty normal person, aside from all that money, influence and glamour. Case in point? The girl's heels get caught like anyone else's.
Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.