Maine

We're not even in the Top 100 in America.

Now its memory can linger on... Even longer than his smell.

Sometimes, you feel just frustrated enough, and just badass enough, that you just go.

It's not nearly as weird as it sounds...

Let's see what other Mainers thought the best places to hide were...

No one comes to the capitol in jeans and a hoodie, right? Oh wait...

I've seen Mars Attacks too many times to think it's going to end up favorably.

Some evidence against the woman included that she was "unusually fond of cats and frequently wore black clothes."

Despite warming waters, more puffins are being born in Maine.

Just brace yourself, and enjoy the real Maine. Not the postcard version.

Or are you still stuck on Shop n' Save?

Where do you toss your butts?

Of course it does beg the question, why was this chicken going to cross the road?

A favorite in my house is describing something as "drier than a popcorn fart."

Don't put that rain coat away quite yet. But maybe the lawn chairs...

Literally every other state in New England is allegedly a happier place to be.