And sure, as locals, we know that some of the things Maine offers to the 'folks from away' can be a little tourist trappie, but today we're all a little offended.
When it comes to prostitution, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that it is illegal here in Maine. However, that might all be changing soon- well, kind of.
Let me first start by clarifying specifically WHICH building Woodfords Family Services has purchased because, well you know, I don't want to cause any confusion.
It was quite a scene that unfolded in South Portland on Monday as police were originally called to a disturbance that was going on in the area of Clarks Pond Parkway.
Why can't people just leave well enough alone and not target the state's most vulnerable population and try to scam them out of their hard-earned, and oftentimes, limited income? Because people are useless losers, that's why. AKA, people suck.
For a limited time only, you can get a $439 20 volt cordless finish nail gun for only $19.98 at the Home Depot! Just kidding, you can't actually- because that would, in effect, be stealing.
Not shockingly, I come from a long-line of nurses. Let me clarify, I am NOT a nurse. No, sadly, instead of being a respected healthcare professional, I make fart jokes into a microphone- but alas, I love what I do.
It's no secret that acts of violence being committed in our Nation's schools has been on the rise for the last couple of decades. And now, some Maine legislators are looking for ways to help prevent any such attack from being carried out in the Pine Tree State.
They're so darn good that you just want to order hundreds of boxes, but the financial responsibility sector of our brain chimes in and says 'just order a few!'.