mouse

The only thing i know for sure is that it is not a sturgeon

Okay...the language is rough (warning) but this is pretty humorous. These guys are seemingly scared out of their wits trying to track down a mouse.

Okay, so I'm at Staples the other day minding my own business...looking at routers and mailing labels and the like. Suddenly, I see a display of cordless mice. They were medium size. Not large. Not tiny. Just right.