Maybe you should call some friends and make a plan to meet, hang out and chow down at a place that has always been socially distancing. They've been doing it for decades, long before we had a name for it.
Our friends at the Maine As F*ck Facebook page have done it again. They've discovered another incredible example of the funny unique style displayed only here in this great state. If you're not following them yet, you really should. There's always great stuff there that only us locals will understand.
No, seriously, I'm not kidding. Someone has a listing for a '2012 novantri R62B769'.
According to the seller's post,
Ride in style to the “Storming Area 51 - They Cant Stop Us All” event this month I haven’t used in a while and thought it deserves a better home...