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If there is one thing that I'm really good at- it's absolutely nothing. Like seriously, how in the world does someone frig up such an easy-to-make snack?

It was an absolute honor to be nominated alongside these two and an absolute surprise when I learned that I had won. This is my favorite award I have ever received, and now it's gone.

Don't you hate when you're on your way to work on a Wednesday morning and end up accidentally stealing an elderly lady's handbag? Yeah, me too.

For the first time in my entire life, I was involved in an at-fault accident. It happened on Monday morning just after 10 AM at the intersection of Western Avenue and Memorial Circle (The Rotary). The irony here is, if you listen to the Moose Morning Show enough, I'm always complaining about drivers on Augusta's rotaries and how ignorant some people can be...

Hello Friends, Matt James here. Gather round and let me tell you an age-old tale about what an absolute moron I am. Oh, and a disclaimer to all my upcoming 2021 brides, I will not forget about your wedding. Most likely. I typically don't DJ anything except for weddings...

Oops! I did NOT actually win the lottery (sadly) but I think I may now know how it happened.

The incident is estimated to have caused around $30,000 in damage.

I mean, we've all done it, right? NO! Of course we haven't- Because ya just don't go around leaving your freakin' BABY in a freakin' TAXI!