Toilet Paper Flying Off Shelves at Record Levels
Because Americans aren't the brightest bulbs in the box, they have somehow managed to confuse a virus that is primarily respiratory with a need for purchasing copious amounts of toilet paper.
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Frozen Pizza Shortage Across the United States? Yup, It's a Thing
Turns out it's not just toilet paper and hand sanitizer that Americans are hoarding. People also really like their frozen pizzas.