The first time I brought a bag of "Dark Russet" gourmet kettle chips, Mac Dickson told me I got ripped off, saying they were nothing more than burnt chips they decided to market as a special product. I denied the possibility of that.
I thought I'd heard some funny stories (as long as I'm not the victim) about crew members at fast food restaurants secretly doing things to the food. When I saw this picture, however, I had to laugh. Again, I wasn't the victim so I CAN laugh!