Snooki

Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose welcomed their first baby into the world on Feb. 21. And since Snooki has a grand total of one baby herself, MTV assumed she's now 100 percent qualified to give the new parents some advice. In fact, she's the network's first celebrity baby correspondent. So there's that.

Part of you is probably thinking, “Snooki and JWoww? I don't want to watch them doing anything, much less dressing Conan O'Brien up like a Staten Island mob wife.” But the other part is screaming, “I WANT TO SEE CONAN IN FALSE EYELASHES!” And ultimately? That part always wins.

Because you wanted to know so badly, we have details on Snooki's labor, courtesy of her chat on 'The Tonight Show.' It's sort of cool to know how the spawn that will end civilization (that is, unless baby Kimye gets to it first) came into the world, right?

A royal baby is on the way for Prince William and Kate Middleton, and who better to give them tips on pregnancy and childcare than 'Jersey Shore' star Snooki. Trust her -- she's been a mom for four whole months to one baby who's still alive. Isn't that enough?

Now that the election has passed, the country has a new source of division: whether Snooki’s new coif is a hairdo or a hair-don’t. Ever the narcissist, everyone's favorite party girl from the 'Jersey Shore' posted pics on Monday night of her hair being changed to a bright red hue. And the debate began. Really, it’s what Snooki would want.

Snooki shocked the world in March when she unveiled the news that she was pregnant. Now, after spending at least 11 hours in labor in a hospital in New Jersey, Snooki and fiance Jionni LaVelle have a huge announcement: It’s a boy!