While there's no specific law at this time for not clearing off your car, it's still dangerous and you could potentially be held liable in certain situations.
I was watching Netflix. It was a movie with a continuous musical soundtrack (no, not porn) and I heard a thump which I assumed was part of the program. My wife, who worked nights and was in bed, came out and say, "didn't you hear the thump? The basketball hoop tipped over."
There's been a miracle in Ohio! An image of Jesus has been spotted on the windshield of a man. It appeared in bird poop that was dropped from, well, up above...