Confirmed: Justin Timberlake Has Big D Energy
Pete Davidson, you've officially got a new card-carrying member of the Big D--- Energy club: Patricia Clarkson has confirmed that Justin Timberlake has, indeed, been genetically gifted.
During an interview on Watch What Happens Live, show host Andy Cohen asked which of Clarkson's former Friends With Benefits co-stars she'd prefer to have as an actual friend with benefits. Welp, it didn't take her long to drum up an answer.
"Hands down Justin Timberlake. Cause if we want to talk about big… Sorry, Justin. Oh god," she began. "Well, I had the good fortune to get to see him all there because they were shooting a scene where he couldn't put anything on. He is a gorgeous man. He's gifted below the waist. Oh, yes."
"We've been doing this show for nine years, that's maybe the best scoop ever," Cohen concluded.
"Oh, my god, his mother's gonna kill me," Clarkson lamented.
"Well he's gonna be thrilled," Cohen answered.
Friends With Benefits, released in 2011, starred Timberlake and Mila Kunis as new friends who try to navigate the politics of sleeping with each other while staving off any romantic entanglements or hidden resentments. Clarkson played Kunis' mother, Lorna.
"Big D--- Energy" is a term coined by The Cut writer Allison P. Davis, who explored what sort of signs determine whether a man is well-endowed. The piece was, of course, inspired by Ariana Grande's tweet that revealed her boyfriend, Davidson, was "10 inches."