What's going on?
Get Your Favorite Carnival Food @ The Windsor Fair This Week
Sounds like a quick trip out to my hometown of Windsor, Maine might be just what you need for a midweek or weekend pick-me-up.
State Police Looking for Dangerous Fugitive near Central Maine
The Maine State Police are seeking the public's help in locating a fugitive they say is wanted on several warrants and bail violations.
Burger King Introduces 'Social Distancing Whopper'
If that doesn't due the trick, wash it down with their new tuna-garlic milkshake! I'm totally kidding- there is no tuna-garlic milkshake
Woman Not Wearing Mask is Harassed & Abused by Fellow Shoppers
Now, do I think you should wear a mask when you go out in public or into the grocery store? I think it is YOUR choice to do as you please.
Fires, Litter & Vandalism Force Closure of Waterville Trails
Waterville has been forced to close public trails due to people being crappy humans
Don't Ever Work on Your Own Car, Ever!
Will I continue to botch even the simplest of tasks causing me to spend way more money than I needed to? Of course I will. Because I'm a man- and it's what men do.
Hooks in The Leg, Phones in The Lake: Matt's Camping Fiasco
If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any at all.