Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Bradley Cooper + Gerard Butler’s Bromance Is Still Going Strong – Photo of the Week
BFFs Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler recently hung out together at the Wimbledon finals in London, bonding over their matching jackets and completely ignoring the existence of Cooper's girlfriend Suki Waterhouse.
Oh, like you wouldn't.
Jay-Z Is Super Busy Today Lip-Syncing for Hours in the Name of Performance Art [PHOTO, VIDEOS]
At the time of this writing, Jay-Z is currently at New York's Pace Gallery lip-syncing 'Picasso Baby' -- a song off his new album 'Magna Carta Holy Grail' -- and he has big plans to do it over and over. For six hours.
You can keep your "Tilda Swinton in a box." THIS is performance art we can actually get behind.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This female folk singer pissed off a whole lot of people when she complained about Bob Dylan, saying, "Bob is not authentic at all. He's a plagiarist, and his name and voice are fake."
George Clooney + Stacy Keibler Broke Up Because the Sex Well Ran Dry
As we previously reported, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are dunzo (hey, we warned you), and now reports are saying that the split was a long time coming -- mostly because the intimacy was long gone.
(That sound you hear is the "George Clooney is secretly gay!" rumor mill firing back up.)
Just a Few Keystrokes Will Cover Vogue UK’s Website With Dinosaurs Wearing Fancy Hats
Does the weekend seem miles away? Need some Velociraptors in fabulous hats to turn that frown upside down? Man, are you in luck.
Someone we don't know but already love tweaked Vogue's UK website, and now, with a simple code -- one you may remember from playing 'Contra' on NES -- you can cover the page in dinosaurs. Fashion forward dinos, of course.
Nonsensical, Sorta Naked ‘Project Runway’ Billboard Banned in Los Angeles [PHOTO]
A billboard for the 12th season of 'Project Runway' has been banned in Los Angeles, and it has nothing to do with the fact that we're now on the 12th season of 'Project Runway.'
Rather, the billboard has been banned for displaying nude people who are strategically covering up all their naughty bits. In other words, you can't see anything at all. But ZOMG THE CHILDREN.
Amy Poehler Talks Her ‘Parks and Rec’ Co-Stars, New York City + ‘Ask Amy’
Our imaginary bestie Amy Poehler recently did an interview with the magazine Time Out New York, and it's just the right level of sass and smarts that one would expect from the woman who makes us laugh -- and who should really get more attention for her spot-on insights into female empowerment.
Man Proposes to His Girlfriend – With the Help of Zach Braff [VIDEO]
Matt Hubert is yet another dude making guys everywhere think they need to propose in a big, public setting. He even enlisted the help of 'Scrubs' star Zach Braff to help him pop the question to his girlfriend Janice. And of course Zach agreed, because celebrities can't seem to say no to that stuff.
Also, Matt may have donated to Zach's infamous Kickstarter, which probably didn't hurt any.
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Leaving ‘The View’ for More Conservative Pastures on Fox
Right-wing conservative co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck is leaving 'The View' (you probably already knew about that) -- and landing right into a cushy job at Fox News. Which should surprise exactly no one.
Lea Michele + Anthony Weiner in High School – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Take note, future celebrities and public figures of America: Make sure your yearbook photos are awesome or they WILL come back to haunt you. Case in point: This snap of NYC mayoral hopeful Anthony Weiner in 1981, back when he looked an awful lot like Lea Michele.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This 'Real Housewife,' who clearly thinks natural child birth should be left to animals, once admitted, "I'm having anything they can give me to take off the edge cause I cannot be screaming like a wolf and pooping on no tables."
Kanye West Says His Bizarrely Bad ‘Black Skinhead’ Music Video Isn’t Quite Done Yet [VIDEO]
Kanye West's official website posted the music video for his song 'Black Skinhead' yesterday -- and then abruptly pulled it. We initially assumed it was because it's terrible, or because 'The Wolf of Wall Street' is a much better music video despite being a film trailer.
But in actuality? Seems someone leaked the video before it was done.
Elton John Cancels European Tour to Undergo Surgery for Appendicitis
Elton John was forced to cancel the entire leg of his European tour, all because his appendix refused to behave and now requires surgery to remove an abscess.
Appendixes: Can't live with 'em, can't figure out why evolution hasn't gotten rid of 'em yet.
Daniel Radcliffe Joins Sign Language Campaign for Deaf Kids [PHOTO]
If you live in London and travel by tube, your day is about to be filled with way more Daniel Radcliffe -- because the actor is now part of a new campaign for hearing-impaired young people.
In other words, your commute just got better.
So Amanda Bynes and Her Turquoise Wig Went to Court Today [PHOTOS]
Amanda Bynes appeared in a New York court this morning (July 9) to face charges of reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence after she threw a bong -- which she claims was merely a a vase -- out the window of her high-rise apartment building in May. And what better way to prove how sane she is than to show up in a greenish-blue wig.
"But your honor," we hope she said, "I cou
Brad Pitt Is Jealous That the Media Thinks Matt Damon Is a Total Bore
In things you never thought you'd hear, Brad Pitt is jealous of Matt Damon. And no, it has nothing to do with Damon's Oscar-winning turn as a screenwriter. Instead, Brad is jealous that Matt is famous, but not so famous that he can't walk places without being mobbed by paparazzi.
And to that we say, this is what happens when you shack up with Angelina Jolie and adopt the world together.