Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic.
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The video for Miley Cyrus' new song 'We Can't Stop' has finally dropped, and it's a veritable menagerie of the surreal -- pretty much what you'd expect for a song that talks about "dancing with molly." (Or "Miley," if you wanna take her word for it.) (You shouldn't take her word for it.)
Chris Brown is fighting back against the city of Los Angeles, which is trying to make Breezy remove the bizarre Sid and Marty Krofft creatures he spray painted onto his property that subsequently scared the hell out of all the neighborhood children (and all the grownups afraid of plummeting property values).
It seemed some of that Chris Brown aggression may have rubbed off on Rihanna on Sunday, June 16, when she whacked a fan with her mic mid-song during a concert.
Well, that was quick.
After a single day of waiting in limbo, Selma Blair has officially been sacked by 'Anger Management' after Charlie Sheen threw a hissyfit and threatened to quit if she wasn't cut.
Not only is Amanda Bynes' rap career looking more and more as if it's a real thing, Wyclef Jean has now allegedly signed on to produce the eventual album (which may or may not put William Hung to shame).
Jeff Garlin's on-screen persona is known for getting into awkward situations, but it'd be hard to top the real-life scene that went down on Saturday, June 15, when the 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' actor smashed up the windows of a Mercedes after a parking dustup.
When Angelina Jolie shocked the world and announced she had undergone a preventative double mastectomy, she was rightly hailed for bravery in the face of a difficult decision.
But singer Melissa Etheridge thinks that decision wasn't brave at all, and has no qualms saying so.
Things got a little awkward at the Daytime Emmys on Sunday night, when Aisha Tyler was handed the wrong envelope while presenting an award for Outstanding Informative Talk Show -- and handled it like the consummate (and hilarious) pro she is.
The Amanda Bynes questionable sanity tour of 2013 continued this weekend, as she hit up a casino in Atlantic City (don't mention it to her, she'll deny it), got some shopping done, and possibly tried to attack an onlooker.