Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?
Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class
Give this teacher an apple -- it's a more appropriate thing for him to chew.
Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings
Control your rage, people.
‘Things I Wanna Text My Ex’ Is Much-Needed Therapy for the Broken-Hearted
There are so many things you probably want to tell your ex. Now's your chance to do it, without the ugly blowback it may cause.
Paraplegic Man’s Legendary Pregnancy Announcement Is Brilliant to the Infinite Power
Let's hope this guy's kid inherits his sense of humor.
Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police Standoff
You probably don't want to try to sneak a bite of whatever Daniel Brian Blackwell is eating.
Woman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing the Lottery
Talk about being a sore loser.