Former marrieds Camille Grammer and Kelsey Grammer have been so busy arguing about who gets to live in which million dollar home and making bad parenting decisions that they haven't even had time settle their divorce.

Until now.

Their split was legally granted almost two years ago, but it wasn't until yesterday (Dec. 17) that the pair finally agreed how their properties and investments should be split up. But since the settlement is confidential, we'll probably never know the details.

Until someone inevitably leaks them to the media, of course.

Camille (who has thankfully stopped talking about her and Kelsey's sex life) recently sat down with Anderson Cooper and revealed how the acrimony between them has made things tough on their two kids.

"My daughter and my son can't say my name in their father's house ... He doesn't speak to me at all. So it's very, very difficult because I've reached out to him," she said. "I think it's very important to be amicable to raise children and he refuses to. There's just so much I can do at this point."

Instead of speaking directly, the exes communicate only through their lawyers, which we imagine must be the most expensive game of telephone ever played.

“We are spending a fortune just to try to co-parent, which is ridiculous,” explained Camille.

To which Kelsey likely replied, "LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALA."