Humor

I almost went home with the wrong woman yesterday about 374 different times. You see, the day started out as any normal day, but it ended on kind of a funny note. It ended with me having a revelation about the way Maine women dress in cold weather...

It sounds like a made-up headline at first, doesn't it? Though I can assure you that it is indeed not. This happened over the weekend while we were watching the NFC divisional game between the Buccs and Saints. You see, our almost-3-year-old, Gavin, has been potty trained for almost a year...

Let me first start by saying that this woman being struck by lightning is certainly not funny. I feel like I need to clarify that right out of the gate so the PC police don't call my corporate office and demand that I be fired for insensitivity...

I'm sure you have already heard because, who hasn't, but Matt James makes his TV debut tonight on ABC's The Bachelor!

It's something that comes around every single year. In fact, as recent memory reminds me, it's something that actually comes around twice a year.

Yeah, I bet that title took you for a bit of a loop, huh? But for real, bro, I have some obstructive plastic wedged down deep in the hole of my bowl

It's not always fun and games at Camp Out Hunger... Okay, it kind of is!

Let me just start by saying that I didn't actually burn anything down, but it may have been close.

Last week I was in the studio here at work after the morning show had ended getting some extra work done before it was time to go home. Now it's not super-uncommon after we get off the air to hear from my wife via phone call, Facetime or text...

Have you been having a hankering for a delicious McDonald's McChicken sandwich, but you don't want to pay the low and reasonable price offered at the restaurant?

This is literally the most exciting thing that has happened all week long here at 92 Moose.

It's never easy to say goodbye. Especially when you're saying goodbye to a friend that you have shared so many fond memories with.

If you're looking for a little more reassurance that you won't die today for a mondo space chunk hum-chucking into our world than what an overweight morning radio host can provide, take it directly from the source itself.

This may have been one of the grossest things I have ever seen. And let's be completely clear here, I've seen some really gross things.

At this point, it probably shouldn't surprise you that my friends can be super tool bags. That's like a regular tool bag on steroids.

Just one time I would like to go on a camping trip where I don't break something or spill my family's liquefied feces all over the ground.