In Florida, Chad Winslow decided to break into a convenience store. How? Well, by sliding through a grease trap on the store's roof. The plan quickly went awry when he ended up stuck and covered in grease.

Police say they found Winslow covered in grease and stuck in the window of the store. By the way, what haul did our 'Knucklehead of the Day' get? He stole two dirty magazines and three packs of cigarettes.